hey im back 

wickedpedia:

When you’re playing Apples to Apples and whoever is judging picks the literal and politically correct answer.

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uglykittens:

Omg so I went on club penguin to mess with the kids and then they  started a riot and made me the leader

iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

wheresmygoddamnbible:

At what point do we just banish him from the planet

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

qooglesearch:

the future is now

matturday:

it’s not a good pun unless everyone in the room wants to kill u

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

THEY’RE IMMORTAL 

Time Travelers

v171:

This moment was the exact moment I knew I would love AHS. 

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